Especially the little shocker buttons…
Now–since I teach preaching do I get the special pew in front that has a puplit-shocker for when preachers start rambling/tell one story too many/forget that they’re speaking in relation to a biblical text?
Maybe if most of the preachers I have heard were more interesting and engaging, they would not need to shock anyone. (yes, read self-deprecation here).
Um, there ain’t gonna be a “special pew.” They’re going to be installed in every pew….
Only if I get an altar-party and presider-shocker ;-)
Using some hokey anaphora off the internet, bzzzzz; playing with the food inappropriately, bzzzzz; inviting the congregation to sing the doxology or worse, Words of Institution, bzzzzz…
This could be fun.
And I like bls’ suggestion too. LOL!